| attractive boy: | hi i'm famous |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm gay |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm a douchebag |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm twice your age |
| attractive boy: | hi i have a girlfriend |
| attractive boy: | hi i don't like you back |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm older than you |
| attractive boy: | hi i live on the other side of the planet |
| attractive boy: | hi i'm too stupid for you |
Doesn't this go for basically any relationship, straight or same sex? Even with a lesbian relationship, just replace boy...